Gnomes. Gnomes are funny creatures. Sure, they may look like nothing more than small plaster lawn ornaments. But in reality, they are in fact a vast organized army of intellectually superior beings who, a long time ago, realized that we mere humans cannot refuse the playful novelty of a small bearded man in basic colored clothing and a hat standing in our front yard. Over the years they have been steadily using this fact as a stepping stone toward world domination. Today, the Anderson's front lawn... Tomorrow, the world. Beware the Gnomes, they may even be worse than bunnies...

I own my own professional theatre company in Las Vegas, NV

any activity that can be considered mildly to severely insane. Active member of the "Stop the Evil Gnomes Association" Or "S.E.G.A." Inventor of Stainless Steel Play-Doh (The kiddies just love the stuff)